Unidentified patient (Argo-6)

An individual was a member of a family that resided on the astronomical object Argo-6, all of whom maintained miniature farms in their mouths. At some point, the individual visited a molecular dentist. While performing a routine molar cracking procedure, the dentist discovered the farm in her patient's mouth, which included fields of alfalfa on the tongue, chicken coops lining the throat, and an irrigation system between the incisors. To prevent a form of crop rotation, the dentist halted the procedure and prescribed mouthwash to defend against compost breath. The story, and comments from the individual, were recorded in the August 8, 6094 edition of The Galactic Gossip, a publication.

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