Unidentified sentient creature

This sentient creature kept a daily diary at least for the month January. On Monday 4, it planned to wake up, throw up and file its tail. On Tuesday, it planned on crawling out of its cave, finding and eating Gragg and Lerk, burning a tundra and using its tail to knock down trees. The next day, it wished to drop boulders from the sky, graze Mook Pits, trap and eat a family of Ack-platts, regurgitating, playing around with and re-eating a baby Ack-platt and scraping a castle wall.

On Thursday 7, it planned on burning two peasant villages, eating the stomachs of snack-donkeys, taking singing lessons, eating the maestro and drinking an algae pond. On Friday, it aimed to wrestle and possibly eat Duke, go home, add mud to its bed, file tail, scratch scars and go to sleep.

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